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Refractions coming through the Tricoloured Indian prism...

I have a question today for the readers. What is the fastest way from point A to point B in the city of Chennai? Before you answer let me lay down a few conditions that have to be satisfied:

1) No muscle/sports/racing car may be used.
2) No engine modifications or any other performance modifications may be installed on the vehicle.
3) Using a light two wheeler is not the answer. The answer must be limited to four wheelers.
4) And you are not allowed to tamper with the traffic signals en route .

Still with me?

The answer is very simple. No matter what car or four wheeler you are driving, just install a DMK party flag on its bonnet. I am sure there are certain pre-conditions for being awarded such a powerful traffic tool. But virtually speaking this is what you need to get from point A to point B in an entirely hassle free manner. Oh and you can raise any and all manner of hell you desire.

The Red Sea may or may not have parted to give way for Moses. But traffic in Chennai (including the traffic caretakers) will and do give way for a DMK flag vehicle.

I suppose other parties also do have flags but I am not sure that they enjoy the impunity and overwhelming sense of power and awe that the ruling party invokes and elicits.
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What ails Ishant Sharma

May 5th 2010 21:41
Having seen Ishant for quite some time now, I have a pet theory.

Somebody has told him that there are two kinds of bowlers - ones who create wickets for others to take and ones who take them, reap the rewards so to speak. With his potent in-dipping deliveries and awkward bounce allied nippy pace he belonged to the former group originally. Halfway into his fledgling career the leg cutter started making an appearance. Thereafter there was this mysterious loss of pace. And guess what - Ishant no longer had that nip back into the right hander which left Ponting red in the face and frothing at the mouth because the ball had for the nth time passed between the bat and his body, shaving nothing but air.

One can only be what one is built to be. Ishant is another Srinath or another Flintoff. They are pressure creators. And a team needs all kinds of performers. He just needs to get his in-dipper in place and at pace. The rest will follow. His newly learned leg cutter should be a surprise weapon - sort of like a coup de grace. Not one to be used every other ball by any means.
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Lets put it this way. Chennai were not only the better team yesterday. Dhoni was the better captain too. I know a lot of people would focus on having that straight mid off as well as a long off. And yes, nothing succeeds like success. But that is not what ultimately won the game for Chennai. The little moves - such as investing trust in Murali even when the great off spinner was not having a great tournament, having fielders such as Badri and Raina at the right spots almost throughout the match and razor sharp wicket keeping allied with intelligent use of his part timer (again Raina) - those were the ones that won Chennai the game.

At the point that Pollard got out, the MI would have required a combination of West Indian voodoo and Indian mantra-tantra to get them across the finish line.

There is also a lesson in this. It is that it is very essential for the captain to sit down and discuss permutations and combinations and probabilities and decisions to be taken in key moments with his vice captain as well as the coach. Tendulkar came out in the post match press conference and said that Pollard was held back a bit too long. What does that imply? That he would have preferred to send Pollard in early? Perhaps so, we may never know. But I am happy that Tendulkar thinks that Pollard should have gotten in early. On the Pollard batting slot, I have heard a lot of people say that he ought to come ahead of Duminy. I will go one better. I would say that he ought to have come in ahead of even Rayudu. Or at the very least before Saurabh Tiwary.

Mumbai's fielding and its dependence on five specialist bowlers to do the job perhaps held them back. I thought somebody like Jayasuriya with the ability to roll his arm over may have made sense, but then you know what people say about hindsight.
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Plasmated!

April 16th 2010 08:51
People knowing me will finally breathe a sigh of relief. Why, you ask? For the longest time I stayed away from these LCD or Plasma TVs purely because I did not like the way cricket action was shown in these panels. The CRT TV was the best for me in this area.

But last week I caved in, went out and got myself a Panasonic Plasma C4210D - 42 inch Plasma TV. Does that mean I am absolutely happy with the way cricket is shown here? Not entirely. But if there is one thing I have learnt while pursuing this hobby of ours it is that if you are not ready to make conscious and considered compromises then that is the surest way to disappointment and ultimately frustration.

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IPL Edition 3 - opening impressions

March 13th 2010 06:39


The IPL started yesterday with a big bang featuring a gala opening ceremony, another ceremonial 'Spirit of Cricket' oath and a Green initiative featuring all the IPL team captains. With Ravi Shastri constantly testing the upper limits of his voice, there was no opportunity left to remind the viewers that they were supposed to be excited and charged up. I thought Lalit Modi's opening speech was strange and fairly lengthy for the crowd collected at the D Y Patil stadium, Mumbai. He started off explaining the whole IPL initiative and what was being done new in this edition and then went on to attack the 'elements' which tried to stop the IPL from taking place and finally celebrated India as being the foremost cricketing nation (or something to that effect).

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Cricket's own Vicar

February 24th 2010 18:27

At its simplest level, sport is about possibilities. We fans dream up spectrums of possibilities. We align ourselves based on these spectrums, pledge our allegiances and set ourselves up for emotional and sometimes even physical reactions based on how things actually turn out. Most times our dreamt up possibilities are restricted by our citizenship - in itself a simple piece of paper, if you think about it. It is perhaps then all for the good that there still exist a few in the realm of sport who make you forget about these restrictions and think only about the sporting possibilities. It takes no special skill to surmise that I am talking about Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar and the possibilities that only he brings to the sport that he adores and so beautifies and typifies - cricket.

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Eden emotions

February 18th 2010 12:47
Two moments probably told us all that this Test match was going to be far more exciting than your average limited overs contest. Or even the average Test match. In the 3rd over after tea, Harbhajan raised his hands towards the heaven before bowling the last ball of the over which again was bluntly and solidly smothered down by Hashim Amla. He was asking for divine intervention to help budge Amla from the crease. A couple of overs later, a half push off Ishant gently rolled down and disturbed the stumps at the bowlers' end. The bail lifted and fell back smartly into place, atop the stumps! Today was going to be special. We all knew it. And it was. India won at Eden. But South Africa did not lose. In Hashim Amla they won. Amla won the most hearts at Eden - India's premier ground for cricket - with his impeccable defense and almost preternatural concentration skills. At times one felt that he had gotten into the skin of the bowler and worked out exactly what variations are going to come up and when in each over. He never once looked like getting out. Which is precisely why India chose the smart route. They picked up everybody else leaving him stranded. Who said sport is fair?

The 22 yards
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A necessary setback

February 11th 2010 09:01

The slightly innovative and 'free spirited' newspapers would have had a field day with headlines the day India was crushed by South Africa at Nagpur. 'India Steyned' - appears apt. Without taking much away from Steyn or from South Africa as a unit, I really do think quite a few have not talked about the actual problems which led up to this debacle.

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This was one of those days I walked out of the movie hall proud of being a Tamilian. I dont mean that in a narrow separatist way at all. Inclusive and Indian I sure am but it is the nature of the beast that all of the various states have their own rich histories and tapestries. And yet we dont reach down there and pull out things that we can be proud of.

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Stop this nonsense!

January 16th 2010 16:44

Stop it, ICC! Immediately. ICC or whoever it is that controls world cricket at the moment, that is. Stop what is happening to cricket in the name of technology. Stop it before cricket becomes a laughing stock in the world of sport for being the tail that wagged the dog.

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My Hifi Journey

January 10th 2010 05:24

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Sachin, Sachin, burning bright..

November 15th 2009 05:22


It is that time again, when one scours the mind to get a hold of those elusive adjectives. Well, the adjectives themselves are not elusive. They rather suggest themselves. But the problem is to try and not repeat oneself. To try hard to find new ways to describe the same old genius of Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar - and miserably fail. Twenty years of driving headlines and inspiring prose. Making romantic writers out of hard-as-nails former cricketers and jaded cricket correspondents. Twenty years of pleasing almost every cricket fan in every country. Not in the process of trying to entertain - as Lara proudly proclaimed at the end of his career, but in trying to enjoy the game and doing whatever is required for his team to win. Twenty years of exclamation marks. Of breaking records. Of living upto promises. Of rigour and discipline. Of surmounting difficulties - internal and external. Of the body and of the mind. Twenty years of proving most people right and some people wrong. He never tires. Our very own tiger, Sachin Tendulkar.

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Revolutionary Road

October 23rd 2009 07:01

Sometimes I wonder why we go and see horror movies. People often say that art is an escapist medium. Although the people who say this may not necessarily be artists themselves or even people who can lose themselves in appreciation of art, there is some truth to it. So what is it we are escaping from when we see horror movies? Maybe we are trying to see if there is something even more frightening than real life. Than reality itself. For what can be more frightening and horror inducing than the monotonous humdrum of daily life. Of routine. Of familiarity.

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August 30th 2009 03:57
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