Fastest way from point A to point B - Chennai
June 30th 2010 04:53
I have a question today for the readers. What is the fastest way from point A to point B in the city of Chennai? Before you answer let me lay down a few conditions that have to be satisfied:
1) No muscle/sports/racing car may be used.
2) No engine modifications or any other performance modifications may be installed on the vehicle.
3) Using a light two wheeler is not the answer. The answer must be limited to four wheelers.
4) And you are not allowed to tamper with the traffic signals en route
.Still with me?
The answer is very simple. No matter what car or four wheeler you are driving, just install a DMK party flag on its bonnet. I am sure there are certain pre-conditions for being awarded such a powerful traffic tool. But virtually speaking this is what you need to get from point A to point B in an entirely hassle free manner. Oh and you can raise any and all manner of hell you desire.
The Red Sea may or may not have parted to give way for Moses. But traffic in Chennai (including the traffic caretakers) will and do give way for a DMK flag vehicle.
I suppose other parties also do have flags but I am not sure that they enjoy the impunity and overwhelming sense of power and awe that the ruling party invokes and elicits.
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